Stealing the moon

By me

Some time ago I calculated what it would take to steal the moon (as in: how much fuel) for a school project. This was one of the first "serious" papers I wrote which resulted in it not being as good as my more recent papers. However,It was very fun and a good learning experience.

I have decided to publish the paper on my website because the concept is very fun and someone somewhere might be interested to see how my papers have progressed in quality for some reason.

I am also planning to turn it into a youtube video at some point but that will require more research into lasers and gravitational slingshots which I don't have the time for right now.

Also deadname, yuck.